1. Say, "Twilight? That's the one with the wizards, right?"
2. Tell them you think Edward needs to lay off the body glitter.
3. Tell them the sparkly creep from Twilight kinda looks like the awesome wizard in Harry Potter.
4. If they say "That's Cedric", say "Oh. So he didn't die. He got turned into a vampire. Poor guy. I'd rather be dead."
5. Rip up their book.
6. Say you like Edward better than Jacob.
7. Repeat vice versa.
8. Say Bella is your favorite character.
9. Say the books are bad.
10. Wear your 'Team James' shirt.
11. Wear your 'Team Guy-Who-Almost-Hit-Bella-With-His-Van' shirt.
12. Tell them you don't care what team they